1)"We haven't been to India yet."
(This is concerning, mostly because of the 'yet')
2) "They squeeze the olives for oil to put it in the car."
(That would be some tasty bio fuel eh?)
3) "Is that vase a million years old or just 7 days old?"
(no grey area for this bunch- it's all black and white)
4) "I'd like to visit Italy, and Louisiana."
(How's that for a 4 year old's bucket list?)
5) "Did you like it when she sang teriyaki last night?"
(referring to karaoke singer at a pizzeria)